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1x01 EXCEPT FOR
ONE LITTLE PROBLEM, PART I |
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Its perfect,
Cayden
King said as he stepped into the apartment, a smile forming on
his face as the giddiness of finally being on his own truly began
to sink in. He couldnt believe how long he had waited for
this moment, the moment when he would finally take that first
step into his new life as an adult. He was no longer a child,
it was time for him to set aside childish things.
Cayden King was now a man,
a man on his own. He didnt have to answer to anyone. He
could come and go as he pleased, and he could do it all while
walking around the place in his underwear. The best part was
that no one would be there to tell him what to do, least of all
his parents.
Cayden, youre not
living here, Victoria
King said as she entered the apartment where her son would be
living. This building is a pig sty, the elevator smells
like urine and I think I saw one of those crack head people downstairs,
you know, the ones we see on the news all the time. Shaking
her head, Victoria glanced around the apartment. No, this
just wont do, she declared resolutely.
Mom, Cayden groaned
as he turned to his mother, we talked about this already.
You said that if I could find a place in a decent price range,
in a decent neighborhood, youd let me stay there.
Glancing around the apartment, Cayden waved around. Here
it is, he said with a smile. Its within the
price range that you gave me, actually, its almost a hundred
dollars less. Its close to the school and its already
furnished, he explained.
And what about the drug
addict that I saw? Victoria questioned. You saw that
Dateline interview with those kids who fell in with the wrong
crowd and started using drugs. I dont want to leave you
here all by yourself.
Mom, Cayden said
as he walked up to her and put his arms around her, its
great that you want to protect me, but Im eighteen and
Im starting college and I think you know that Im
not one of those stupid kids from Dateline. Im not going
to start doing drugs, he said as he shook his head. Glancing
at the doorway as his father entered lugging two suitcases behind
him, Cayden turned toward him.
Dad, tell her that Im
not going to do drugs, he begged.
Setting down the suitcases,
Patrick
King turned to his wife and shook his head. Sweetheart,
our son is not going to do drugs, he repeated.
Oh Patrick, Victoria
said with a roll of her eyes. Im just scared that
something will happen to him. This is the first time that he's
going to be on his own . . . without us.
I honestly think he doesnt
have a problem with that. In fact, I think hes secretly
enjoying that idea, Patrick responded as he winked at his
son.
Stop! Victoria
pouted. Im being serious here. Our son is leaving
us and moving to New York, no less!
Mom, Cayden said,
I was all for living at the dorm, but you said you didnt
like that idea because of all of the partying and drinking that
go on at college campuses. You were the one that suggested an
apartment, and I was against it, but then you convinced me that
it was a better idea.
I was wrong, Victoria
admitted as she glanced around the apartment. I mean, look
at this place, its horrible. A scampering in the
corner of the living room caught Victorias eye and she
screamed, jumping into her husbands arms.
What was that?
She exclaimed.
Relax Mom, Cayden
said as he glanced at the corner of the room. Its
just a mouse. Patrick King chuckled slightly and Victoria
swatted him on the arm.
Thats no mouse,
she corrected, thats a rat. Did you see that thing?
It was huge! Now Im sure that this apartment was a bad
idea. You cant share an apartment with rats, Victoria
explained.
So Ill get a cat,
Cayden responded.
Why? So they can eat
it?
Mom, Cayden groaned.
I have an idea,
Patrick interjected as he smiled at Cayden and reached over and
grabbed his wifes hand. Lets give Cayden some
alone time with his new place, and you and I can go have lunch
at one of those fancy restaurants that New York is so famous
for.
Fine, Victoria
relented, but dont think that I dont know what
the two of you are trying to do, she commented. Youre
trying to get the crazy old lady out of the way, but Im
hungry so Ill let it slide, she added as she stepped
over to Cayden and gave him a kiss on the forehead.
Pulling away, Victoria glanced
at Patrick, then turned back to Cayden. Im coming
back with a cat, she said as she left. |
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With a smile on his face, Cayden
King jumped into his new bed and rolled around playfully. Turning
onto his back, he stared at the swirling paint patterns on the
ceiling, tracking each wave to its eventual conclusion. Sitting
up, Cayden was suddenly struck by the realization that he was
in total silence. The smile on his face widened. He was finally
alone.
Jumping off of the bed, he
tore at his shirt, pulling it off and tossing it on the floor.
Hooking his thumbs in the waist of his pants, he paused and glanced
around. Reminding himself that he was alone, Cayden grinned devilishly
and dropped his pants.
Standing in his bedroom in
nothing but his underwear, Cayden reveled in his own glory. With
a scream of excitement, Cayden did a cartwheel and crashed into
the wall. Laughing, he picked himself up off the floor and slid
into the living room Risky Business style and screamed.
The door to his apartment was
wide open and a woman
was standing there. She stared at him for a moment before
speaking. Who the hell are you? She questioned matter-of-factly,
as if she had every right to stand in his apartment and ask him
questions like that.
Oh, um . .. Cayden,
he responded rather nervously.
Well, oh um Cayden, what
the hell are you doing here? She questioned. Half
naked and wearing Superman underwear, she added with a
glance downward.
Oh! Cayden shrieked
as he reached down to cover his private parts. I just moved
in, he added with a smile.
Oh hell no! The
woman said as she shook her head. Get your shit, youre
moving out, she said as she motioned to his bags beside
the door.
Excuse me? Cayden
questioned, a look of confusion appearing on his face.
You are NOT moving in
here, the woman repeated, so get your shit and get
out.
But I signed a lease
. . . Cayden responded, even more confused by what was
going on.
Look, the woman
said, I have no idea who you are or what the hell youre
doing here or why they let you move in here, but you have to
go, she said as she stepped forward and grabbed him by
the arm, leading him to the door.
But wait, Cayden
protested as he was ushered out into the hall and his door was
pulled closed. I dont understand. Am I being evicted?
He questioned, thoroughly perplexed by what was going on.
The woman simply rolled her
eyes and walked to the door across the hall. Just get the
hell out of here, she said as she stepped into her apartment
and shut the door behind her.
Standing in the hall alone,
Cayden realized that he was only wearing his underwear. He rushed
to his door but found that it was locked. No. No. Please,
he said as he tried to turn the doorknob. Great,
he muttered under his breath, just great. |
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Sitting in the hallway outside
of his apartment, Cayden
King stared across the hall at his neighbors door. Working
up the courage to walk over to it, he reached out and knocked
softly.
Excuse me, he said,
You locked me out of my apartment, he said. When
there was no response, he knocked again. Hello, He
said a little more loudly.
The door was pulled open and
his neighbor stared at him with an angry expression. What
the hell do you want? She questioned.
Im sorry,
Cayden apologized, but you locked me out of my apartment.
I already told you that
youre not moving in, she responded.
But I need my clothes,
Cayden explained.
Thats not my problem,
she said as she began to close her door. And dont
knock on my door again, she added before she slammed it
shut.
Standing in front of her door,
Cayden felt a sense of dread overcome him. But what am
I supposed to do? He questioned.
Down the hall, he heard the
elevator doors open and jumped back to his door, trying to hide
himself from view. A man stumbled out of the elevator, laughing
as he tried to steady himself. He stumbled against the wall and
began laughing uncontrollably.
As he shuffled down the corridor,
Cayden watched in silence, wondering if perhaps his mother was
right. Maybe this was one of the crack heads. Doing his best
to appear invisible, Cayden held his breath as the man approached.
Stopping in the middle of the
hall when he caught sight of Cayden, Gage
Matthews paused and stared at him awkwardly. Without warning,
the man began to laugh hysterically as he pointed at Cayden.
Dude, you dont
have any clothes on, he noted as he stumbled toward Cayden.
With a groan, Cayden let his
head drop and sighed. I got locked out of my apartment,
he explained.
How did you manage to
do that? Gage questioned as he leaned against the wall
in an effort to keep himself steady.
I met my new neighbor,
he said as he pointed across the hall.
Gage glanced at the apartment
that Cayden was pointing to and went into another fit of insane
laughter. Devon!
He said as he shuffled toward her door and knocked on it. Devon!
A moment later the door was
pulled open and Devon James stared a Gage incredulously. What
the hell do you want? She questioned.
Did you lock this guy
out of his apartment? He questioned, a smile forming on
his face.
Its not his apartment,
Devon James responded as she glanced at Cayden. Hes
moving out.
Im not moving out,
Cayden added softly.
Devon . . . Gage
said, his words slightly slurring, you need to relax. Julia
doesnt live there anymore, he explained.
Go to hell, Devon
said, and sober up while youre at it, Slamming
her door, Devon left Gage and Cayden alone in the hall.
Dude, Gage said
as he waved to Cayden, come with me. He stumbled
across the hall to the door to his apartment and fumbled with
his keys. Ill let you call maintenance. They have
extra keys.
Throwing the door open, Gage
stood back and motioned for Cayden to enter. Glancing at Gage,
then glancing into Gages apartment, Cayden wondered if
he should enter. Reluctantly, he stepped forward and entered
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Setting the phone down, Gage
turned to Cayden.
They didnt answer, he said. The maintenance
guys a drunk. Sometimes he passes out, Gage commented
as he threw himself down on his couch.
You smoke? He questioned.
No, I dont like
the taste of cigarettes, Cayden responded rather awkwardly
as he stood in Gages apartment wearing nothing but his
Superman underwear.
Gage giggled, I dont
mean cigarettes, he explained as he reached forward and
opening a box on the table in front of him. Reaching in he pulled
out a rolled joint.
Caydens eyes widened.
Marijuana?! He exclaimed as he jumped back slightly,
causing Gage to go into another fit of uncontrollable laughter.
I like to smoke when
Im drunk, Gage explained as he placed the joint between
his lips and lifted a lighter to it. He took a hit and held the
joint out to Cayden. Try it, he said.
Caydens eyes widened.
Um . . . no thanks, he said, I dont do
drugs.
Marijuana isnt
a drug, its an herb, Gage informed him as he held
the joint out for Cayden to take. Fine, Gage said
when it became evident that Cayden didnt want any, more
for me.
Can we try calling the
maintenance guy again? Cayden questioned.
Nah, youre better
off trying to get in through the fire escape, Gage informed
him. That maintenance guys probably passed out in
a pool of his own piss, Gage added, laughing uncontrollably
at the image his response to Cayden presented in his head.
Im Gage, by the
way, he said, and youre . . . Superman!
Shaking his head, Gage laughed and choked on the smoke.
I wish I were Superman,
Cayden responded, but Im not. Im Cayden.
Cool, Gage said
with a nod once he was done coughing. Cayden, you should
probably go see Kathryn.
Her fire escape connects with yours. You can probably get into
your apartment that way.
Okay, Cayden said,
glad to have an excuse to leave Gages apartment. The smell
of Marijuana was started to make him feel giddy. Where
do I find her?
Two doors down,
Gage responded. Just after your apartment.
Great, Cayden said
as he walked over to the door and pulled it open. Thanks,
he said as he slipped into the hall, closing the door behind
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Sitting in the lotus position
in the middle of her living room, Kathryn
Hayes closed her eyes and began to meditate, but a knock on the
door distracted her and she was up in a flash crossing over to
the door. Pulling it open, she stared at the half-naked young
man that stood before her.
I didnt order anything,
Kathryn explained, a smile on her face.
Im sorry,
Cayden
said, slightly embarrassed. This was the third person to see
him in his Superman underwear. I got locked out of my apartment
and Gage
from down the hall said to ask if I could use your fire escape
to try and get back in.
Was that the noise I
heard in the hall? Kathryn questioned. It was Devon,
wasnt it? She locked you out. Shes crazy, she tries
to run everyone out of this building. I think maybe she needs
medication or something. My cousin is on medication and it works.
She used to be all psychotic and stuff, but now shes kind
of mellow and relaxed. Of course, she does drool a lot now. They
say thats the side effect of the medication though. Hi!
Im Kathryn. Whats your name?
Standing in the hall in front
of Kathryn, Cayden stared at her, his mouth slightly open and
an expression of bewilderment on his face. She talked so fast
that the words she was saying seemed to make no sense to him.
Cayden King, he
responded.
Kathryn reached out and shook
his hand. Well hello neighbor. Come on in, she said
as she motioned for Cayden to enter her apartment. I dont
usually get visitors, so the place might be a little messy,
she said as she shut the door. Do you want something to
drink? I just made beet juice. Mmmm, its yummy.
No thanks, Cayden
responded as he glanced around the sparsely decorated apartment.
If there was a mess, it was an invisible mess. He remembered
seeing a movie where the main character was obsessive-compulsive
and kept cleaning his house over and over. Kathryns apartment
reminded Cayden of that movie.
Can I use your fire escape?
Cayden questioned.
Oh, sure, Kathryn
responded. I use it all the time, its great. I stand
out there at night something and just look at the stars. Of course,
you have to be careful or youll fall over. Do you like
looking at the stars? She questioned and she lifted her
window.
Theyre cool, I
guess, Cayden responded.
You can watch them with
me if you want, Kathryn offered. I havent been
able to watch them for a while because Ive been doing a
show. Im a dancer, she explained. On Broadway.
Ive done a few shows. Have you seen any Broadway shows?
I just moved to New York,
Cayden explained.
From where? Kathryn
questioned.
New Hampshire,
he responded.
Im from New Orleans,
Kathryn admitted. My familys from there. But theyre
all living in California now, you know, Hurricane Katrina and
all. Bad news. Our home was destroyed, but its cool because
now we have a home in California, but I dont get out there
much. Have you ever been to California?
Ive never been
outside of New Hampshire . . . until now, Cayden admitted.
Sheltered life?
Kathryn questioned. Its cool, youre going to
love New York, its a great city. It can be a little loud
if youre not used to it. So heres the fire escape,
she said as she motioned to the window.
Great, Cayden said
as he climbed out of the window and onto the fire escape.
Just dont look
down, Kathryn explained and when she said it, Cayden instantly
looked down and saw the ground, nine stories below him. He freaked
and pulled close to the building.
Relax, Kathryn
said, you wont fall unless you go over the railing.
Stay close to the building and walk over to your window.
With a nod, Cayden inched closer
to his window and found that it was open.
You okay? Kathryn
called out.
Im fine,
Cayden responded. The window is open. Thank you.
No problem, Kathryn
responded.
Climbing into his apartment,
Cayden breathed a sigh of relief and leaned against the wall.
After a moment, he headed to his bedroom to get his clothes back
on, just in case Devon got any more ideas about locking him out
again.
After pulling his pants on,
Cayden stepped out of his bedroom and paused when he saw a man
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Oh my God! Cayden
said as he took a step back. Whats the deal with
this place? He questioned. Who are you?
You moving in?
The man questioned softly as he glanced at the ground.
Yeah, Cayden responded,
taking a step back.
Oh, the man said
as he stepped over to the couch and sat down.
Who are you? Cayden
questioned once again.
Jesse,
the man responded as he pointed to the ceiling. I live
upstairs.
Well, Im Cayden
. . . and youre in my apartment. Im sorry, but Im
going to have to ask you to leave. Its been a really crazy
day for me . . .
My girlfriend used to
live here, Jesse interrupted. Julia
Taylor. She bought this couch, Jesse said, motioning to
the couch that he was sitting on. She got it from a thrift
store. She got a great deal on it too.
Thats great,
Cayden responded, but I really have things that I need
to do, so if you could . . .
She died, Jesse
said abruptly.
What? Cayden questioned.
Julia, Jesse said
as he glanced over at Cayden. She died.
Im sorry,
Cayden responded. Is that why youre here?
Kind of, Jesse
said softly. I had a dream. I was in my apartment painting
a picture of her thats what I do, Im a painter
and I couldn't capture her eyes, he said as he motioned
to the air in front of him, as if he were painting.
I just couldnt
capture her eyes . . . and it was so frustrating. Everything
else was perfect, but there was just one little problem. Her
eyes. They were lifeless. So I went into the kitchen, and I got
a knife and I went back to the painting and I was going to slash
it, you know. But when I leaned forward, the painting came to
life and she grabbed my hand.
Thats pretty weird,
Cayden admitted, wondering how much longer this man would remain
sitting on his couch.
The really weird part
is what happened next, Jesse admitted. She told me
that someone was coming, someone that would help me, he
explained. Someone who would find her murderer.
Murderer? Cayden
questioned. She was murdered?
Yeah, Jesse said
with a nod. About a month ago. But in my dream she told
me that you would help me find her killer, Jesse explained.
Me? Cayden questioned,
his eyes nearly bulging out of his sockets. Wait a second,
I have no idea who killed your girlfriend, I just moved to New
York.
In my dream, she said
that you wouldnt know it yet, but youd be the one
to find her killer.
This is crazy,
Cayden noted. I have no idea what is wrong with you people
in this building and I seriously hope that you all get the professional
help that you need, but I am not a detective and I dont
have time to help you solve your girlfriends murder,
he explained. So can you just leave? All I want to do is
sit in my apartment alone, without any crazy wacky neighbors
bothering me.
I should go, Jesse
said.
Ya think? Cayden
responded.
Jesse walked over toward the
window and climbed out onto the fire escape. You have a
connection to her, Jesse informed him.
And what is that?
Cayden questioned.
She was killed in your
bathtub, Jesse said as he climbed the ladder up to his
apartment. Standing in the center of his apartment, Caydens
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Sweetheart, Victoria
King said as she unlocked the door and entered her sons
apartment. Behind her, Patrick
King followed, holding a box.
Mom! Cayden
said as he darted out of the bedroom. Hey, hows it
going? How was the restaurant?
It was great, she
responded as she leaned over and gave her son a kiss on the cheek.
Your father managed to convince me that letting you live
here is a good idea, she admitted. So Ive decided
to stop harassing you about it.
No, Cayden responded,
I was thinking that maybe you were right, he said
rather eagerly. Maybe moving in here is a bad idea,
he said. I should move into the dorm.
Cayden, its too
late for that, Victoria informed him. I mean we already
signed the lease and we paid for the first month, last month
and security deposit already. I know youre just trying
to make things easier for me, but you dont have to give
up your apartment to do it, Victoria informed him.
Cayden, you got what
you wanted. Your mothers backing off. Just keep quiet,
Patrick said with a smirk. You know how hard it is for
her to change her mind once shes set in her ways.
Oh shut up, Victoria
said as she swatted her husband on the arm.
I wont let you
give up this apartment, she said, its what
you want and you should have it. I wont let you back out
of it just to please me, she declared.
Cayden glanced at his mother,
pleading at her with his eyes. He didnt want to stay in
an apartment where some girl was murdered. Every time he took
a bath hed think about her body lying in the tub. The very
idea of it sent shivers up his spine, but the truth was that
his mother was right. Quietly, he nodded his head.
Oh, Patrick, show him!
Victoria said with a smile.
Stepping forward, Patrick King
held up a box. Here you go, he said as he handed
it to his son. Cayden awkwardly accepted the box and felt the
weight in the box shift to the right. Startled, he glanced at
his father.
Open it, Patrick
said.
Setting the box down on the
table beside the couch, Cayden open the topped and peered inside.
Oh wow, he said as he reached into the box and lifted
out a white cat. You didnt have to do this,
he said as he held the cat in his arms and glanced at his mother.
Are you serious?
Victoria questioned. You have rats!
But hes such a
cute cat, Cayden said as he glanced down at him, look
at him. Hes not going to scare a big old rat. Hes
so fluffy.
So name him killer. Maybe
that will scare the rats, Victoria said.
With a laugh, Cayden glanced
down at the cat. I dont like the name Killer,
he said, remembering that an actual killer had murdered someone
in his bathtub. I think Im going to name him Mr.
Rocky Balboa. Yeah, he said with a smile, Mr. Rocky
Balboa.
Name him whatever you
want, just hope that he gets rid of the rats, Victoria
commented. Listen, sweetheart, your father and I have to
go now. He has a meeting tomorrow morning and we need to get
back home. Do you have everything you need?
Yes, Cayden responded.
You have the credit card
and the cell phone?
Yes, Cayden answered.
Did you bring the cell
phone charger?
Yes, Mother.
Hes fine, Victoria,
Patrick said as he stepped forward and gave his son a hug.
Oh, I know he is,
Victoria responded as she embraced the both of them. Cayden watched
his parents head for the door and he wanted to scream. He wanted
to tell them to stop and take him with them. He didnt want
to stay in this apartment where a girl had been murdered. He
wanted to go back home and forget about all of the crazy people
that lived in this building and the body that had been found
in his bathtub.
Ill call you later,
Cayden promised as his parents stepped out of the apartment and
closed the door. Staring down at Mr. Rocky Balboa, Cayden sighed.
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Cayden
watched Mr. Rocky Balboa sipping milk in the corner of the kitchen
for a moment and smiled. Maybe he was crazy, so what if someone
had been murdered in his apartment. That had nothing to do with
him. He was starting college and he had his own apartment. He
should have been happy, not obsessing about something that happened
that didnt even involve him.
Sighing, he realized that he
was more like his mother than he cared to admit. Youre
crazy, he told himself. This is supposed to be the
time of your life. Its perfect, he thought to himself
as he walked around the apartment. Its perfect .
. . but it could be better, he said as he glanced at the
furniture arrangement.
I know what Ill
do, he said to himself, Ill rearrange the furniture.
Ill make it MY apartment. Heading over to the couch,
he began to push it but realized that it was a little heavier
than it looked.
A knock at the door startled
him and he paused. When he heard the knock again, he headed toward
the door. Who is it? He questioned.
Its Gage,
a voice responded. From down the hall. Just thought Id
check to see how Superman is doing.
Cayden opened the door and
glanced at the man. Im good, he responded.
Thanks for checking on me, and thanks for helping me get
back in, he added.
Its cool,
Gage responded. So whats up? What are you doing?
he questioned.
I dont know,
Cayden answered, I just thought Id rearrange some
things.
I can help, Gage
said with a shrug, If you want.
With a nod, Cayden stepped
aside to allow Gage into the apartment. This couch is kind
of heavy, he explained. I was thinking of moving it against
that wall over there.
Cool, Ill get this
end, Gage said as he walked over to the right side of the
couch. Cayden moved to the other side and they began to lift
the couch. With the added help, the couch seemed lighter and
Cayden was able to move it against the wall with Gages
assistance.
Gross, Gage said
as he glanced at the floor where the couch had once been. A rotten
banana peel was lying on the ground.
Eew, Cayden agreed.
Thats disgusting. He walked over to the banana
peel and bent over to pick it up, but stumbled when the floorboard
underneath his foot shifted and caused him to fall.
You okay? Gage
questioned, chuckling at the sight.
Im fine,
Cayden answered. Its this floorboard, it came loose,
he said as he glanced back. Hey, what is this? He
questioned as he leaned forward and peered underneath the floorboards.
Reaching in, he pulled out a small black book and a bunch of
letters wrapped in a rubberband.
Sweet, buried treasure,
Gage exclaimed.
It hasnt been buried
for a long time, Cayden explained. Theres not
a lot of dust on it, he noted. Flipping open the book,
Cayden glanced at the pages. Whoa, Cayden said with
surprise.
What is it? Gage
questioned.
The guy from upstairs
was here earlier and he told me this crazy story about his girlfriend
being murdered.
That was Jesse,
Gage explained. Julia
was murdered right in this apartment. Devon
was her best friend. Thats probably why she flipped out
when she saw that you moved in. She and Jesse took it hard. They
never found the killer.
This is her stuff,
Cayden said as he glanced up at Gage. Its Julias
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